Archive for November, 2010


Prime Passat

I figure that most of you guys still have the itis and are more than likely still in a comatose state right now, so I’ll just post a picture to keep your malleable little minds entertained.  Try not blow that last button on you shirt today.  It could put someone’s eye out with that thing.  Damn kids.

Watch that gut ladies, don’t let it scratch the paint.


Merry Thanksahanukwanzukkah

Be safe, eat well, get fat, be merry people.  Don’t go dieing on me by choking on a giant turkey leg.  We need you!  For what?  Something, someday..

Former Alabama Governor Lurleen Burns knows what’s up.

And please, don’t go telling that dumb and misinformed Pilgrim story.  What really happened was that the Native Americans came over to watch football and toss around the pigskin, not eat.  Derp.

Also, enjoy the Dolmus Vans (kind of like taxis) in Istanbul, Turkey.  (Ha, see what I did there?)

I had an International Economics professor from Istanbul and she neglected to tell me that they had pretty sweet looking van taxis there.  The jerk!


Autumn Cube

Since the leaves are pretty much gone now from the deciduous trees and I am reminiscing about how beautiful mid-October/early-November was, we shall just bask in the glory of this Cube Krome in it’s Autumn bliss.

I unfortunately have not found any other info on this Cube.  It was just another random internet find and I cannot locate it’s origins.  If anyone knows more about this, hit me up!


Cube . . . Pickup . . . ?!

We all know that if you’re on this site, you probably spend too much time on the interwebs and you probably have some odd affliction to the oddballs of life.  You can admit it, go ahead, you’re not alone.  There are a lot of you, trust me.  If only people knew how many of you freaks visit this site daily.  It is insane.  And some of the searches people use to find this site are even more preposterous.  I kid you not when I say that “dildo” has shown up more than once.  Eh-hem, back to that whole thing about searching the interwebs for days at a time.  It is common knowledge that the internet is used for pr0n, weird shit, pr0n, and then anything remotely useful.  My pr0n happens to do with things with a large ass.  And by large ass, I mean a hatchback.  OOOOOOOh boy!  I loves me some back!  Add a wiper back there and I’m done!

What was I talking about?

Oh yeah, interwebs browsing.  So, I spend a lot of time searching for stuff to post here and sometimes it sucks and sometimes I strike gold.  Many times I strike something that is not so pretty and have to backtrack and figure out how in the world I wound up staring at an old naked lady holding a machete standing on a pile of rubber duckies.  Weird shit.  Well I think I struck some gold today.  If not gold, at least pieces of wood painted gold.

Oh snap!?  Is that a Nissan Cube, truck?  Oh, why yes it is a Nissan Cube truck.  It is actually a Nissan Cube converted into a faux pickup.

These 2nd gen (??) Cubes were converted to this form of dopesauce by MonoCraft, which is under the Autobacs umbrella.  Japanese car heads will know all about the Autobacs company.  I could not find a definitive name for them, but “Amino” continued to show up in my research so I am guessing that that is the name given to these little nuggets.

I really like it, even though they did not mold the rear doors, which surprises me.  Everything looks great and very well done, except for that.  But I can almost overlook it, almost.  It still continues to bother me.

Check out dat ass.  I can dig it!

Again, that rear door is bothering me.  I really would like to know what’s the deal there.  Seems almost lackadaisical.

The craftsmanship looks nice, especially from this angle.

Now, I know this is actually three or four years old, but it is new to me and I really dig it and I figured at least one of you guys would too.  What are your thoughts on the Cube-Amino?  Does that rear door bother you as much as it does me?

Also, just some random shit for you guys today.  When I was searching around I stumbled across the most random thing I have ever seen involving a bull, a Nissan Cube, and large brown man.  Check this out and tell me that’s not random. Without any context clues, that is absurdly random.

Pics and info: Nihon Car


Zombie bB

It would appear that someone in Hong Kong has been getting ready for the zombie apocolypse in small increments and with an unlikely vehicle.

I must say, I like where this guy is going.  I haven’t the slightest idea where he is going, but I am liking where this is headed.  I think I’ll follow him there.  He’s probably going away from the zombies, right?

And yes, he has jerry cans on the back there.  Dude is on his way to kick some zombie ass!  In style!

Pic: Flickr


Well, I Never…

So here’s the dealio ladies.  I just finished my internship and so I have been doing what every college kid wants to do: nothing.  I have reconnected with my xbox and the two of us have been inseparable.  It’s quite cute.  Really, it is.  But, because of this I have not posted, so I apologize.  Well, not really.  I love you guys, but sometimes I just need to sit and be alone with my xbox from time to time.  You know, gotta wine and dine the lady so she doesn’t go all RROD on me.  Anyway, while I broke away from the 360 for a minute I saw something.  Something I never thought I would see, literally, ever.  I think of crazy shit all the time and I never, ever, ever thought of something like this happening.  Check it:

Yeah!  Wtf?!  That’s a VW Tiguan!

Seriously, I never even fathomed this would ever happen.  Someone modded a Tiguan and it looks, good!  I seriously bugged my eyes out when I saw this, in a good way.  What do you ladies think of it?  I like it!


The Rally Bender Lives!

I just had a four day weekend from work and boy, let me tell you, I haven’t done shit.  I took to my usual college kid tomfoolery and did nothing.  It was great, I have never felt so lethargic.  Well that’s a lie, most of my life I have been lethargic and apathetic.  I even went and got a late-night milkshake one night.  Yep, good ol’ college kid syndromes.  But what does this have to do with bringing back more rally pics?  Absolutely nothing!  That’s the best part.

Well, the actual best part are these pics…

Amazing photo of a rally spec Fiesta?  Yes please!

What’s that?  You say you want to see a shot of an even burlier looking Fiesta and you want it to be going balls out?  Wait, you want two pics?!  Well, let’s see if we can’t get that for ya!

Yup, thought we had a couple of those insane Fiestas in stock.

Hold on now, you would like to see a pic of that blue Fiesta about to jet off the ground?  You’re hoping that pic sends shivers through your spine and makes you pants tight?!  Shall we…

Holy Stegosaurus Balls.

Oh come on now, you want more?!  Fine!

Holy Freaking Maniacal Lemur Balls.  Holy Balls.

I really need a run of the mill shot to quell my nerves after that last pic.  Relate it to a cold shower or something.

Nope, that sure didn’t help.  This is still sick as hell!

Oh screw you, this won’t calm me down!  I need to go stare at a picture of Cher to get rid of the happiness in mah pants this post has given me.

If you want to see more of this insanity, go to the photographer’s Flickr to see more.  I suggest a change of under-roo’s and a diaper.  Trust me.

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