Archive for March, 2011


A Little Boso Fun

I wanted to post something a little more fun today so I am breaking out the Bosozoku goodness.  Who doesn’t enjoy a good Boso ride every now and then?  Most of America.  Okay, you got me.

Moving on…

Here we have a nice little Wagon R that has seen better days, yes, but I still dig it.

A nice set of tiny Work Eurolines (at least it would appear to be so).

Dat Ass!  Correct me if I am wrong but are those ’74/’75 Skyline tails?

These two beauties were also on the photographer’s photostream.  Check out the hottie on the left!  Martin is so fine!

Pics: Flickr


Join the Club . . . Man!

Oh ho ho ho!  See what I did there?  It was a play on words!  HA! OH!

Do your sides hurt?  HA!


Shut up.

It was a play on words because I have been lusting after a Mini Clubman really hard lately so I wanted to post one today.  I do not know why, but I have been drooling over getting a Hot Chocolate Brown Clubman S.  *drool*  It is small, sexy, and useful as hell!  What is not to like!?

Anyhoo, I went on a search to find a sexy Clubman to post and I think I got a little somethin’-somethin’ for you ladies.

Ho Yeah!  This my friends is a 2008 Mini Clubman bagged to the weeds and looking sexy as hell while doing it.  Dopesauce.

She is sitting re-drilled 17″ Audi A8 Winter Monoblocks.  A simple yet effective wheel setup.

Now if I were to actually get a Clubman S, it would look nothing like this one.  Mine would have to be setup for autocross, no question about that.  I need to take a turn properly before I can look pretty (Function > Form for me).  But I still very much enjoy the owner’s style here.  It is a clean and gorgeous vehicle.

Pics and info: Airsociety


Apparently I am more behind in the times than Sarah Palin’s wardrobe and Rey pointed that out to me.

The Clubman in question is now rolling on (what looks like) Rotiform BLQ’s and NUE’s.

I do think it looks better now.  Even cleaner and more well thought out than before.

Pics: Motoring Underground

Thanks for the tip Rey!


BMW M3 . . . Pickup?

First thing I wanted to say today was that you guys are a bunch of pervs.  So many people viewed and saved the Katy Perry pic I posted even thought it was only up for a about a day.  I cannot help but laugh at you bunch of freaks.  I knew I liked you guys!

Katy Perry fixes all technical problems.

Now I shall talk about what I actually cam here to talk about.  I saw this posted up on the wide world of the book of faces and felt compelled to delve deeper.

Once I actually realized what in the hell I was looking at, I knew it was a must to post.

This my friends is a M3 Ute prototype being tested at the world famous Nurburgring.  Oh yes, this is an official BMW vehicle being tested, not just some random (yet awesome) yahoo that cut his M into a Pie chart.

When I started to read the article I found this on, I was super stoked that BMW was going to try something . . . different, and possibly appeal to more than their target demographics.  I then continued to read and found out that this is all as farce and BMW has no intentions of furthering this project.

I know, I know.  It is terribly sad to hear that this was just a side project of sorts and this is as far as BMW will go with it.

Of course this version is not particularly good looking or refined, but I felt with more development it could only get better.  It was just cool to think that some automakers might be trying to build things other than the same crap over and over again.  A new Ute being introduced would have been awesome.  Very few of them seem to really want to give the public new and innovative products.

BMW, if you see this, to hell with the purists!  Build your Ute and blow people’s minds!  But until then, that is what OMGP is here for!  To quell the lust for freak-mobiles!

Pics and info: Yahoo! Autos


Classy Volvo

Like there is a Volvo out there that isn’t classy?  I mean, it’s a freaking Volvo!  I have wanted a Volvo wagon of any shape, year, or form since I was a kid.  Not exactly what most ten year olds hope for.  Billy wants a monster truck but I want a wagon!  Such a freak . . .

Anywhoooooo, I found these pics of this Volvo a while back but decided not to post it so I could find more info on it.  Alas, I have found out nothing.

A terrible shot of a great ride.

Looks like it is rolling on Fabulous Profounds?  Could be?  Who knows!?  I know I wish I could find more info about this V70!

Pics and info: StreetKarnage


Hello Again

So I suppose that it is time for me to get back to writing and working on things.  I guess I owe you guys some good stuff after ditching you for a week.  It is only right since I had a week full of fun volunteering that I give everyone a little something.

While I was in New Orleans, I was on the look out for anything that might be blog-worthy but alas, I saw nothing that I could work with.  I am sure there are some sick vans/wagons/micros down there (there has to be at least one) but I didn’t see them.  What I did see was a severe abundance of Previas and xB’s everywhere (not xB2’s, I only saw one or two of them).  In one day I counted nearly fifteen xB’s.  I don’t see that many up here in NJ in a month, let alone a day.  I have no clue if there was some sort of xB convention down there that no one told me about but if there was, I am saddened that they didn’t want me there.  I do have to report that many of the xB’s there were in terrible, cosmetic, shape.  Many of them were missing body pieces and were beat to holy hell.  It pained me to see such beautiful creatures in such a tortuous state.

The Previas were out in masses as well.  I thought most Previas had been junked or wrecked by now, but the people of New Orleans really like their Eggs and I cannot say I bame them.

So in honor of the seven thousand xB’s I saw in one week I’ll post up a photo of one of my favorite bB’s.

Time to get back to the grind!


City’s Best

I do not have much to say about this Avant sitting in Times Square in NYC.  It is clean and gorgeous.  What more can you ask for?!

So nice.


Stepping Out For a Bit

Hello there ladies and people that somewhat resemble gentlemen!  This is a scheduled post that I have set up because I am currently in New Orleans, LA on a volunteering trip through OREY (Organization Reaching for the Empowerment of Youth).  What that means is I am away from all things computer oriented for the week (sans cell phone) and have set a couple posts to go live during this week.  So enjoy this shizzles because you can’t bask in Brown Bear’s amazing dopesauce for a week.  Just enjoy it!

Get the title now?  It’s a double entendre!  Stepwagon and I am stepping out, as in leaving?!  Oh man, I am so good!  I know your sides are hurting right now.  Let the hilarity ensue!!

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