I have no realexcuse for my prolonged (prolooooonged) absence these past few months. After I returned from my summer in the woods, I just kept putting things off and things just kept coming up (I have a very rigorous masturbation schedule to attend to). So it just continued to be pushed aside.
I received many emails and messages asking if OMGP was gone or if I had some crazy irritable bowel syndrome that kept me from updating. Alas, I am here and I am here to stay, well for the foreseeable future (or until that IBS thing becomes real). I am here for you! Brown Bear <3’s you.
So, to re-kick things off, how about this gorgeous jaw-dropper from DOHCresearch.
My panties are moist. Yes, they, are.
The fit and finish looks impeccable on this yellow sex machine.
Oh, excuse me, I was cleaning the drool off my keyboard. That’s what is was, drool.
I tell you what. If this Odyssey does not make your brain hurt because you’ve accidentally stopped breathing at the sight of this beauty, then then this video will definitely do it for you.
The video is kind of odd and awkward, this I know, but my eyes are still fixated on this damn thing. I wish a nonsensical video would help to alleviate the massive boner this Odyssey induced, but sadly is does not.
So Northern NJ received it’s first snowfall/sleet/frozen rain/windy as hell/frozen boogers day yesterday. It really was one of the most awkward weather days I have experienced where everything seems to be going on at once and no one knows what the hell is happening. It was weird, for me at least. The funky ass weather really did not lend to helping me complete my school assignments or the other work I had to do, so I perused the interwebs. But I received a gift yesterday that I was not expecting. I didn’t even have to work to find this.
Brent (from Australia) sent me this shot last night (noon Brent’s time).
It’s rough, but I really dig it. Especially the absurdity of the fitment and stance.
I do not know much of anything about this Odyssey, but I am guessing that is from the US, possibly Cali. I think I spy a Cali plate and it is LHD, so those are my context clues here. If anyone knows a damn things about this, hit me up! For now, we’ll just have to revel in the anonymity of this Odyssey.
My boy Evan sent me this through the book of faces (FBook) and I decided I wanted to post it. Why? Because I have the powah to do so and I invoking my Pancakery duties. Yes, Pancakery is a word, just don’t look it up.
He sent me this pic of an Odyssey kicking out that sweet ass.
Also has a shot of just the Odyssey sitting there. I am unsure of the origins of this photo or why it is pasted together the way it is, but you cannot deny the sex appeal of an Odyssey flying sideways.
Japanese cellphone pics FTW! I hope you get the Homer’s Odyssey reference, if not, read bitch!
Okay so I finally have more than ten minutes to myself. School is pretty hectic right now and I haven’t had much time for anything other than schoolwork. I tell you what though, I have been seeing a lot more crazy shit lately. Like yesterday, a bird flew through my xB. I am not sure how the hell this little guy did it, but I had all my windows down and I am almost 100% certain a robin came kamikaze style towards my xB and then flew through the open windows. I literally exclaimed, “holy testicles, did that just happen?!” Of course no one was with me so I really couldn’t corroborate the insanity of it all. I swear that bird flew through my xB, seriously. If you don’t believe me then I hate you forever.
Okay now I am posting some of the NYIAS stuffs. If you have been on OMGP for longer than a second then you know how I like to post things way after anyone gives a shit about it. So here is my NYIAS “coverage” ha!
Foist off we have the Nissan Juke,
All I have generally seen is hate towards this little machine, but I really like it. It is funky and weird but still pretty cool to me. Although having fog lights that are larger than the headlights is a little odd, but I could roll with that. Maybe…
Tails are similar to the 370Z, interesting… Nissan has really taken a liking to that light design. It’s growing on me.
This was the only Cube that I saw at the show. Nissan really toned things down from last year for the Cube. I liked the poster behind the Cube but couldn’t get a good shot without a million freaking people in front of me. Hence why this photo has like thirty people. I just couldn’t get a shot free of people. Now, I have no idea why that guy is humping the front end of the Cube. He is just all up in the grille, literally. I mean I really like the Cube, but not enough to have relations with it. Well at least not in public…
The only reason I am posting this is because this Smart had such an interesting bike rack on it. It was attached to the hatch and two spots on the bumper. I personally have never seen a rack like this before and think it is pretty neat-o. Also when I was taking this photo I had to yell at some fat kid that kept walking into my shot. I had to yell at him, “hey chubby, move.” The chick he was with wasn’t too happy. I didn’t mind.
Fiat Girls, woot! Oh yeah, the 500 is nice too.
Hands down the sexiest auto show model at the show. Damn shame she is relegated to the Chrysler booth though.
The Lexus booth was crawling with guidos and douchebags (as it always is; along with MB, BMW, and Cadillac) so I didn’t even bother to go into there. Which I am kind of upset about now because i missed the LF-A and I freaking missed the Cadillac CTS Sport Wagon! I know! I can’t believe I missed it! Fucking NY/NJ douchebags.
Anyway, this CT 200h was pretty damn sexy. Yeah, yeah it’s a hybrid and all that jazz. I only care because it’s pretty damn sessi!! I really hated the cycling lighting on this car though. It was really tough to get a proper shot.
Now you might be asking yourself, “Why the hell am I looking at a Sienna?” I’ll tell you why. The new Sienna is pretty damn good looking.
Yes, most of these vans are going to be destroyed by kids and their boogers, but I put this new Sienna right up there with the Previa in terms or sheer sex appeal. I can’t wait to have kids so I can drive a sexified van and not have people think I am some big brown pedophile with shiny rims. That’s a terrible reason to have kids, but a very valid one.
Dear Honda, please refine this design a tad and then build it!
Is it really a surprise that I like Volvos? Beyond the fact that I think they have great lines, especially their wagons, lots of soccer moms drive them. The good kind of soccer mom *wink*. Not those big and crazy ladies that get into fights at their kids’ game.
I’ll end it there for right now. I have probably two or three more posts of stuff from NYIAS, so stay tuned for that biatches!