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Pristine Previa

Still a busy bee with a shit-ton of schoolwork to finish before I leave this year.  Plus I just have a lot on my mind at the moment.  So I am only posting some quick stuff right now.

Found these great pics of this gorgeous Previa on my hard drive last night, figured I would post them today.

I can’t remember where they came from, so sorry for not citing, but this thing is so sexy.  I love the simplicity and class of this Previa.  Plus, it is on US soil, major plus!

Man, i wish I could find a pristine Previa to build someday.

A set of Kranze Bazreia wheels really just sets this babe magnet off.  Dopesauce?  I think so!


New to me

I am absurdly swamped with work, exams, projects, presentations, papers, and baby mama drama right now.  On top of all that, I am looking for internships and jobs right now.  I apologize for the distance at the moment but I have to finish this semester strong seeing as it is my last.  The life of a college student: awesome and insane. 

I was sent these pics last week by Dave, a loyal OMGP aficionado.  I was super surprised at what he sent me, not because they are crazy and creepy, but because I have never actually seen a Mazda 5 with any sort of modification other than children’s snot.

A matte black Mazda 5.  I never thought of this combo before, but it looks so good!  I think those are Drag DR13’s on there.  I am not 100% on that.  I actually wanted a set of those way back in the day.  Back when I first got my box.  I am so glad I stayed with 15’s.

I really have never seen a modified Mazda 5 before and I really like the look of this thing.  It’s simple, clean, and black.  That sounded weird…

After Dave sent this to me, I alerted him that I had never seen one done up.  His response was to send me another 5.  This one was also very well done and also very sexified. 

No offense to the owner’s here, but I like the style of this 5 much more.  The simplicity and sex appeal is what is drawing me to this one.

very nicely done I’d say.

Dat Ass!

I recall that someone had asked to see done up MPV’s when I first started this blog monster.  Well here you go guys!

Thanks to Dave for the tip!


NYIAS ’10: Whole Lotta Sugah

Okay so I finally have more than ten minutes to myself.  School is pretty hectic right now and I haven’t had much time for anything other than schoolwork.  I tell you what though, I have been seeing a lot more crazy shit lately.  Like yesterday, a bird flew through my xB.  I am not sure how the hell this little guy did it, but I had all my windows down and I am almost 100% certain a robin came kamikaze style towards my xB and then flew through the open windows.  I literally exclaimed, “holy testicles, did that just happen?!”  Of course no one was with me so I really couldn’t corroborate the insanity of it all.  I swear that bird flew through my xB, seriously.  If you don’t believe me then I hate you forever.

Okay now I am posting some of the NYIAS stuffs.  If you have been on OMGP for longer than a second then you know how I like to post things way after anyone gives a shit about it.  So here is my NYIAS “coverage” ha!

Foist off we have the Nissan Juke,

All I have generally seen is hate towards this little machine, but I really like it.  It is funky and weird but still pretty cool to me.  Although having fog lights that are larger than the headlights is a little odd, but I could roll with that.  Maybe…

Tails are similar to the 370Z, interesting…  Nissan has really taken a liking to that light design.  It’s growing on me.

This was the only Cube that I saw at the show.  Nissan really toned things down from last year for the Cube.  I liked the poster behind the Cube but couldn’t get a good shot without a million freaking people in front of me.  Hence why this photo has like thirty people.  I just couldn’t get a shot free of people.  Now, I have no idea why that guy is humping the front end of the Cube.  He is just all up in the grille, literally.  I mean I really like the Cube, but not enough to have relations with it.  Well at least not in public…

The only reason I am posting this is because this Smart had such an interesting bike rack on it.  It was attached to the hatch and two spots on the bumper.  I personally have never seen a rack like this before and think it is pretty neat-o.  Also when I was taking this photo I had to yell at some fat kid that kept walking into my shot.  I had to yell at him, “hey chubby, move.”  The chick he was with wasn’t too happy.  I didn’t mind.

Fiat Girls, woot!  Oh yeah, the 500 is nice too.

Hands down the sexiest auto show model at the show.  Damn shame she is relegated to the Chrysler booth though.

The Lexus booth was crawling with guidos and douchebags (as it always is; along with MB, BMW, and Cadillac) so I didn’t even bother to go into there.  Which I am kind of upset about now because i missed the LF-A and I freaking missed the Cadillac CTS Sport Wagon!  I know! I can’t believe I missed it!  Fucking NY/NJ douchebags.

Anyway, this CT 200h was pretty damn sexy.  Yeah, yeah it’s a hybrid and all that jazz.  I only care because it’s pretty damn sessi!!  I really hated the cycling lighting on this car though.  It was really tough to get a proper shot.

Now you might be asking yourself, “Why the hell am I looking at a Sienna?”  I’ll tell you why.  The new Sienna is pretty damn good looking.

Yes, most of these vans are going to be destroyed by kids and their boogers, but I put this new Sienna right up there with the Previa in terms or sheer sex appeal.  I can’t wait to have kids so I can drive a sexified van and not have people think I am some big brown pedophile with shiny rims.  That’s a terrible reason to have kids, but a very valid one.

Dear Honda, please refine this design a tad and then build it!

Is it really a surprise that I like Volvos?  Beyond the fact that I think they have great lines, especially their wagons, lots of soccer moms drive them.  The good kind of soccer mom *wink*.  Not those big and crazy ladies that get into fights at their kids’ game.

I’ll end it there for right now.  I have probably two or three more posts of stuff from NYIAS, so stay tuned for that biatches!


Gas and Go…rgeous

Okay so these pics are blurry, but you can still see the sex that this Estima is oozing.

I fuggin’ love it!

Clean, simple, gorgeous, and dripping wet.  Sounds like a perfect night to me!


Trancing Transit

Well some of you may have been wondering where Big Hindu has been and where is the OMGP hot fiyah you have grown to love and cherish more than your children. Some of you may not have noticed a damn thing and have been staring at that shiny tack on your desk for the past two hours. And then there are you other cats that still can’t figure out why the dish ran away with the spoon. That dish was a wench!

Well I am currently on my spring break from school and holy testicles did I ever need this.  Being a senior in college really sucks sometimes.  So I have been spending time with my family and relaxing, plus I just got Forza 3 on Saturday (I know I’m really late to the party) and have been playing the shit out of it.  Because of all this I have been slacking pretty hard but I shall slack no more!

To make up for my supreme fatness I bring you a Ford Transit Connect done up by H&R Springs that I must admit is pretty shnazzy.

I dig the Transit Connect in a weird way.  It’s like that “okay” looking chick in school that you really dig on because she can play MW2 and isn’t afraid to get dirty.

This one isn’t hard on the eyes either.  I like the baby blue hue and the simple overall design.

Obviously it is on a full H&R suspension but it rolls on OZ Racing Superleggera III wheels; 19×8 up front and 19×9 in the rear.  Can’t say I’m a fan of the wheel choice but that’s just me.

A Piloti driving shoes inspired interior is pretty damn cool.  I just want to touch it!

I think they could have done a lot better especially on the execution, but I still enjoy H&R’s rendition of the Transit Connect


My kind of Family Tree

I would love to have a family like this.  A first and second gen Odyssey with a Stepwagon stepbrother.  I don’t mind having a stepbrother, hes just a little taller than the Odysseys is all.  He could probably play basketball a little better.  Older brother first gen is still the ladies man.

Although, if I am not mistaken, the second gen Japanese Odyssey did not look like our second gen Odyssey.  That looks like a USDM model that was possibly imported.

Looks like the second gen is rolling on massive WORK Eurolines while the first gen is rolling on WORK VS MS?  Possibly?

The ass of the second gen really makes me think this Odyssey was imported or something.  They never had that version in Japan, right?

You could fit a baby in the lip of those rear wheels!  A whole baby!  Go ahead and try it, I’ll wait . . .


Great Success!!

My homey Roy is a mad man when it comes to sourcing things on the interwebs and he occasionally sends me some goldmines to look at.  Well the other day Roy did just that.  Roy sent me a link that had tons of gorgeous rides but this Estima, this Estima right here, this Estima right here, had me smitten.  I think this may be the sexiest Estima/Previa/Lucida I have ever seen.  Seriously people, I am in love.

You may think it is all plain jane and not much to look at, but I am in love.  I would totally seks this Estima.  The headlights aren’t necessarily my style, but I can overlook that the same way I overlook a crazy chick if she has a nice everything else.

If I ever get to actually build a Previa, it will definitely resemble this sex machine right here.  I am going to have a sleepless night like the time Seinfeld and the gang made the bet to see who could hold off on the hanky panky the longest.

Thanks for the tip Roy.

BTW that was a Kat Williams reference earlier.

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