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We’re Back! (Again)

I know I do this from time to time, but I am back!  What does that mean?  Well I’ll tell you.

I just spent five months living and working at a camp in Michigan.  So I had no time and limited internet access.  I was able to get a few FBook posts up every now and then, but as you can see, I neglected the Blog.  But that’s okay because now I am back and will hit the blog again with a vengeance!

Expect updates to be more common and for OMGP to build itself back up.


For now, enjoy this Impreza Wagon’s ass.  We have all seen it many times, but it never gets old.



Brown Bear is here bitches!!

Pics: DOHC Research



Canibeat posted up this fiiiiiine WRX Wagon that is laying pinch welds and looking sexy while doing it!


Rolling on a set of, what appears to be, SSR Professor SP1’s.  They really work well on this little one.


Dat Ass!


Also, I really love the photographer, Anthony Lezada’s work.  That just adds to the seks here.

Pics: Canibeat


Say, whaaaaat?!

Let me paint you ladies and gents a picture.  No, I do not mean that I am going to literally paint a picture for everyone.  Why?  Well for one, I would have to make thousands of pictures for people and if I decide to paint all original works for everyone then I would be painting for decades.  Decades.  But, if I decide to make lithographs for everyone then the resale value won’t be too hot because there will be just so many prints out there (I’m thinking of your bottom line people).  Also, I cannot find my paint brush.  So, boom.

What I am going to do, is paint you a picture with words.  Seeing as I am a wordsmith beyond any wordsmith that you have encountered before.  That is, unless you have met me already.  Then I am completely out of luck.  There is no way I can compete with myself.  I am pretty awesome.

Story time:

It was a beautiful, Spring-y, Winter day in the great state of New Jersey (North Jersey to be exact, the good part).  I had just left work and was meeting my matriarchal unit, eldest sister, and brother-in-law at the local shopping mall for shenanigans and tomfoolery.  I parked my beloved Toaster in the parking facility relegated for those shopping at Bloomingdales (I wasn’t really shopping at Bloomingdales, shhhh) and headed in.

As I strolled toward the shopping establishment, something caught my eye.  Contrary to what your initial thought might be, it wasn’t a shiny penny or remote control pig, no.  It was a vehicle.  Which vehicle?  This vehicle:

Laying your eyes on the vehicle in question, you can see what initially drew my gaze in the first place.  A Legacy Wagon draped in quite the beautiful shade of blue.  It seems mildly lowered and to have a few goodies here and there.  I thought to myself, “nicely done sir or madame, nicely done.”

As I was about to walk on by after giving my silent praise, something else caught my eye.  Something pertaining to this very Legacy.

BOOM!!  Right.  Hand.  Drive.

Say, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!

A RHD Legacy Wagon just hanging out at the mall and doing a damn good job of looking pretty.  The level of awesomesauce is so high with this ride that my cup hath runneth over!  I wish I could have initiated my inner super creeper so I could wait around for the owner because I want to know more!

If anyone has any information about this ride or the owner, please, contact me!

Oh no, I just realized that I did not tell any of you to wear a helmet.  I hope no one’s mind assploded!  Oh the hugemanatee!!!


Forester on Fiyah!

Just Stance profiled this beastly Forester a little while ago and I wanted to share it.

Boosted and beautiful.

The best part about this entire ride is that he uses it.  Tracks it and drives it as if it were a car!  Which is becoming increasingly rare in the “scene” these days.

Go to Just Stance’s post to see more and find out more about this beaut.



Rebuilding Japan Meet

CaniBeat had two great posts from the Rebuilding Japan from Los Angeles Meet and I felt compelled to post a few shots from there.  Why?  Well because the event was for a great cause and because CaniBeat has amazing photographers that require me to have tissues on hand every time I venture over there.  Also, because I can!  So suck it!


Let’s kick this bitch off with a sweet little Mazda2 sporting 5AD wheels and a kit that I have seen before but can’t put my finger on.  Help…

Ooooh, what do we have here?

Absolute seks, that is what we have here.  Absolute seks.

Ruckii for days!

A fan favourite Element.  I love this thing.

Alpha Squad xB’s.  Looking good!

Oh.  My word.  How did this get in here?

I’ll drop things off with the pièce de résistance.

Dat Ass!

Pics: CaniBeat


Wrong Wheel Drive

Um, I got nothing.  Just enjoy these cars kicking their FWD asses sideways.

A Nissan Micra with a blatant disregard for physics.

Ho Yeah!

A battle worn EG that knows how to get shit done.

We also have this quirky little Subaru Vivio.  Nice.


Well, What Do We Have Here?

Seems another Scooby has crept into our midst today (I’m looking at you Sp33dy :P).  I found a few pics of this monstrous beast while trolling some Japanese sites but could not find a lick of information to further the massive chub it gave me.

It’s a damn shame I couldn’t dig up more info because this thing looks meaner than my eight grade teacher and she was one hard-nosed SOB.  She made Stalin look like Betty White.

I bet that front mount has eaten its fair share of babies in its day.  Om Nom Nom Nom.

Flared arches and fenders that could swallow the planet formally known as Pluto.  It’s messed up, I know.

Dammit, someone help me find more info!

Hubba Hubba.

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