I have been following this since I heard that Mini was thinking of producing an entry into the WRC. Now that it has been official for a little while and no one cares anymore, I think I’ll post it. Haha, get it? No one cares, so I post it. Har-har. Shut up? Okay, moving on…
Hubba-hubba. Meanest freaking Countryman I have ever seen.
Dat Ass! Oh Dat Ass!
That front end is going to eat your children. Yeah, eat those little bastards whole. Don’t think I’m telling the truth? Then ask little Billy Hazzenfrazzenbakker’s parents. Yeah, he dead. He dead, dead. Poor kid. Damn you Mini!!!!!
In case you are wondering what this monstrosity sounds like, well Mini has graced the interwebs with that too.
This is what a child eating monster sounds like. I dig.
Holy balls, it sounded like a shark, killer whale, and a bear were fighting a t-rex and Ghengis Khan was the official for the match. Yeah, fucking insanely mean. I hope you turned up your volume.
I don’t know wtf is going on in this last vid…
…but holy hell, it sure does sound good.
Crazy Brit, Kris Meeke will be the pilot of this monster next season.
I suggest wearing loose pants or sweat pants to hide the boner you inevitably now have because of this post.
Pics and info: Autoblog