Oh Mah Gaaaawd, look at all that cantaloupe!
Okay, delicious fruit like the cantaloupe has nothing to do with today’s second post. Wait, wut!? Another double post day!?>&#!)&??!?!
Oh lawd, the world must be coming to an end. Quick, grab the kids and the Purell, we have to go! There’s no time for food. We’ll need to sanitize ourselves in post apocalyptic OMG Pancakes land.
Enough now, onto the pressing business of today. STEEKARS!
So, you know you want one, you know you do. You yearn for one like like Sally Struthers yearns for a Babe Ruth bar. Need more convincing?
Look how sexy that looks!
So, now that I have convinced you to grab one, how do you do it? Here’s how this will play out. You bring a briefcase to the pier filled with $500,000 in small, unmarked, bills and drop it at dock sixteen. No cops. You tell anyone and the lizard gets it. Or, you could paypal me (bottom of post) and I can send you one. Yeah, the latter seems easier.
Stickers will cost $6 shipped for this first batch. This will cover costs and allow me to get more made. You think it’s too much, tough. I do this for fun, not profit. If you’re local, $5.50 and email me your details. You can probably text me since you’ll probably have my cell. If stickers are getting shipped, be sure to include your address. I can’t send them to a ghost. They’re first come first serve, so once they are gone, you’ll have to wait until the next batch.
Get one! I dare you.
Paypal: firstname.lastname@example.org (Yes, it has two “s’es” so don’t forget one)