Mr. Clean

You all know how much Brown Bear loves him KP61 action.  I mean, Brown Bear loves them almost as much as Brown Bear loves Cherry Italian Ice.  Brown Bear loooooooooves him some Cherry Italian Ice!!  But Brown Bear loves him some clean and mean KP61 Starlet action too.

Oooooooooooooooooh, yes.  I’ll take two of those and a side of hot sauce please!  To go.

You cannot go wrong with doing a restomod to a Starlet.  They are so simple and clean by design that just updating a few things while keeping it to an OEM+ look will turn heads and make panties drop.

No “hellaflush” or “dope stance” here.  Just simple functionality.

Dat Ass.

Pics: Hightopfade

High-Flyin’ bB

I recently heard about the jet propulsion modification that has been going around the xB/bB community.  It has been gaining a lot of momentum and many people really seem to like it.  It makes the xB quite fast and you can literally take flight, but your mileage goes in the crapper. It’s something like 50ft per gallon.  You obviously have to upgrade your fuel tank.  The standard 11.9 gallon one won’t cut it.

Here is a Hot lava one for your consideration.

 

I don’t know if my Toaster will get any rocket booster soon.  I’m still considering the whole thing.

Toyota Previ…wut?

How do I even begin to introduce today’s post?  I have no idea…  Should I talk about something interesting or funny that happened to me today?  Should I say something witty?  I have no idea.

I think I’ll just post up what I have and then you can…

Just.

Look.

Yeah, sooooooooooo, this exists.

This my friends is just an amazing craigslist find.  A really amazing craigslist find…

“UNIQUE” is an understatement.  Quite the understatement.

This used to be a regular old Previa.  I have no clue what would go through someone’s head when they decided to dream up this cloud of beauty.

“I have a pretty fantastic Previa that will last forever and do anything I want it to do.  What should I do to make it even better?!  I know!  I’ll chop the back off it and make it in to a van/ute/sexmachine/truck.  F**k yeah!  There is one helluva plan!”

“I’m going to get so much tang because of this.  Soooooooooooo much tang!”

That must be what happened in the head of the owner.  Seems like a proper chain of thought.

The seller’s ad:

     This used to be a mini van, but I decided to make it something bold and make it a unique vehicle with everything custom. It is a one of a kind truck. It is a 96 Toyota Previa with 119000 miles. It’s an automatic with leather seats, power windows, working heat and a/c. Body is in good condition and was painted blue last summer. It has a new battery along with the oil changed on time. There is a crack on the windshield and does need lower ball joints, but otherwise in great condition and fully drivable. The title is clean. I am selling because I need a bigger vehicle for my family. Offers can be made, but no trades.

Had a bigger vehicle and made it in to a smaller vehicle, but needs a bigger vehicle.  That about covers that.

Why not turn one of the greatest vans to ever exist in to a rolling lady magnet?  I mean, come on.  Who could resist hopping in to the… bed… of this rolling thunder pumper?  WHO?!

Sound plan here.  Sound plan.

Yeah, check it out.  Blue and gray…

Throw a tonneau cover on that bitch too.  Make it a mother f**king Transformer!

You could make the case that the craftsmanship is okay and it isn’t that bad, but no.

No.

Worst part is that it is still a Previa.  So this thing will last forever.

Check the ad on Craigslist.  It’s for sale!

White Knight

I spotted this GX70 Mark II over on HighTopFade and I immediately fell in love.  I fell in love!!

Oh gosh.  Oh gosh.  Oh goooosh!

It’s so simple and so beautiful.  Maybe I’m just a sucker for these little (or not so little) guys, but I am truly smitten.

Watanabe wheels look good on damn near everything.  Ugh.

Dat Ass!

Pics: HighTopFade

Wish For It

The Chronicles… posted up this fine little Toyota Wish in their coverage of their trip to Japan.

Enjoy it!

Another Toyota I Wish (HA!  See what I did there?) Toyota had brought over to the States.  It’s so practical.

Dat Ass.

Pics: The Chronicles…

KP Powah!

I will never tire of the KP61 Stalet.  Ifgiven the opportunity to own an unmolested version, I would literally jump at the chance.  Like, literally jump, at the chance.  Well, more like jump towards the chance, because I do not want to hit the Starlet and damage it.

hightopfade posts up another sassy and sexy little KP61 Starlet.  This thing is just clean and beautiful and all around RIGHT!

Simple.  Keep it simple.  It doesn’t hurt to have a lot of tree air fresheners…  Your feet stank.

Yes ma’am.

Dat Starlet Ass.

Pics: hightopfade

Mother of Pearl…

Mother of Pearl, this is the most beautiful KE70 Corolla I have ever seen.  I mean that with ever fiber of my being and every piece of my big Indian heart.

I cannot even think of anything stupid and funny to write in here to fill space.  My mind is complete mush because all I am thinking about is doing turrible things to this KE70.

This is just amazing!

I would make all of you watch while I meticulously dismembered your very favorite stuffed animals, just for a chance to lick this KE70.  Just for a chance to lick it!

(I suppose my writing skills returned for a second.  Back to mentally seksing it.)

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, DAT ASS!

HTF does it again.

Pics: HTF

Previa Powah!

I’m getting that Previa itch again.  You know that itch?  No, not the one you got from the random chick at that party, definitely not that itch dude.  As a matter of fact, you should probably see a doctor man, yeah.  Go fast.

I’m talking about the itch to build a Previa the way I want to.  The icth that I have had since I was about thirteen and I saw my first Japanese Estima done to the nines and looking oh, so, good.

It doesn’t help that I’ve been seeing the few well-done Previas in the States more and more now.  Like JDM Chicago’s coverage of Wek Fest with this beaut tucked in there…

And them posting my buddy Roy’s s/c Previa from their Black 2 coverage.

It’s so pretty!

Look at that beautiful front end.  She’s so prettaaaay!  So prettaaaaaaay!

Oh jeebus, I know it would be a long build, probably a few years, but I want to finally build one sooooo bad!  Ugh!!!

Pics and info: JDM Chicago

Hellooooooooo HiAce!

High Top Fade is always a great site to go to if you want to see great photographs of just gorgeous machines from across the pond.  I truly mean that.

But why would I just say that when I can show you this?

Oh yeah.  That’s the stuff.

Daddy likes.

Toyota HiAce, meet drooling public.  Those wheels and drop are just the right amount of  seks to add to this super clean van.  DAMN!

Source: HTF

A Quick Dose

I think it has been far, far to long since I posted an Estima up here. We all need a dose of Estima lovin’. I have been getting Previa fever because I have seen so many Previas around lately.

Estima looooooove!!!