I was perusing my usual interweb locations, looking for the awesome and creepy. You know, that’show I roll. I then watched the latest episode of The Walking Dead (holy shit, if you watch TWD, you know what I mean) and then proceeded to fap furiously for three minutes and twenty-seven seconds. Three, glorious minutes…
As I was cleaning up, mental image, I saw this little demon floating around my browser.
This, my friends, is supposedly a 1987 Town & Country with a 2005 SRT4 swap. It’s billed as having an SRT4′s full suspension, brakes, transmission, and motor. Seeeeeeeeks!
Looks like a beast!
Looks stock, right?
SRT4 bucket seats? Nah…
This is a beast. Someone scoop her up and buy her!
Well, maybe not a lifetime. Maybe a fly’s lifetime. Anyway, here:
So lads and ladies, here is the thing. I have been really busy lately and have been neglecting OMGP on the post front. I am now also going away for most of the summer and will not have the ability to do much to the blog. This is where you lads and ladies come in.
I am seeking a new post contributor, or two, to become writers for OMGP. Yes, your dream (volunteer-based) job has arrived!
If you’re interested (all three of you), there are a couple things I need you to do.
-Send me an article, written by you, regarding anything automotive related (OMGP subject matter gets Brownie points). -Send me a photo of yourself (I don’t want any uglies around here). -A short statement about who you are, why you want to write for OMGP, and what you can offer.
Send all requested material and anything else you might think would be helpful in your case to:
firstname.lastname@example.org (put “OMGP Writer” in the subject)
Let me paint you ladies and gents a picture. No, I do not mean that I am going to literally paint a picture for everyone. Why? Well for one, I would have to make thousands of pictures for people and if I decide to paint all original works for everyone then I would be painting for decades. Decades. But, if I decide to make lithographs for everyone then the resale value won’t be too hot because there will be just so many prints out there (I’m thinking of your bottom line people). Also, I cannot find my paint brush. So, boom.
What I am going to do, is paint you a picture with words. Seeing as I am a wordsmith beyond any wordsmith that you have encountered before. That is, unless you have met me already. Then I am completely out of luck. There is no way I can compete with myself. I am pretty awesome.
It was a beautiful, Spring-y, Winter day in the great state of New Jersey (North Jersey to be exact, the good part). I had just left work and was meeting my matriarchal unit, eldest sister, and brother-in-law at the local shopping mall for shenanigans and tomfoolery. I parked my beloved Toaster in the parking facility relegated for those shopping at Bloomingdales (I wasn’t really shopping at Bloomingdales, shhhh) and headed in.
As I strolled toward the shopping establishment, something caught my eye. Contrary to what your initial thought might be, it wasn’t a shiny penny or remote control pig, no. It was a vehicle. Which vehicle? This vehicle:
Laying your eyes on the vehicle in question, you can see what initially drew my gaze in the first place. A Legacy Wagon draped in quite the beautiful shade of blue. It seems mildly lowered and to have a few goodies here and there. I thought to myself, “nicely done sir or madame, nicely done.”
As I was about to walk on by after giving my silent praise, something else caught my eye. Something pertaining to this very Legacy.
BOOM!! Right. Hand. Drive.
A RHD Legacy Wagon just hanging out at the mall and doing a damn good job of looking pretty. The level of awesomesauce is so high with this ride that my cup hath runneth over! I wish I could have initiated my inner super creeper so I could wait around for the owner because I want to know more!
If anyone has any information about this ride or the owner, please, contact me!
Oh no, I just realized that I did not tell any of you to wear a helmet. I hope no one’s mind assploded! Oh the hugemanatee!!!
A couple days ago I had a day full of ass-posts on the OMGP FBook page. It was a bad day. Well, I suppose it was really a great day. I posted so much great ass that I know for a fact at least 4,038 people masturbated to the photos (you know who you are). But that is okay because there was just an abundance of great rumps. So much ass!