Ever wanted to bump up the status of your slammed Passat wagon? You obviously want to get in to the museum parties like all the other cool and classy gents and ladies. Well this is what you what have to do.
This is how you become classy people. Go to the burger joint and park next to a nice little W114 (right?). I know it seems unorthodox, but it is what you will need to do.
Trust me, I play a doctor on the internet.

“Dick’s is the place were the cool hang out
The swass like to play and the rich flaunt clout
Posse to he burger stand so big we walk in twos
Were gettin dirty looks from those other sucka crews”
LOL