Ever wanted to bump up the status of your slammed Passat wagon? You obviously want to get in to the museum parties like all the other cool and classy gents and ladies. Well this is what you what have to do.
This is how you become classy people. Go to the burger joint and park next to a nice little W114 (right?). I know it seems unorthodox, but it is what you will need to do.
A couple days ago I had a day full of ass-posts on the OMGP FBook page. It was a bad day. Well, I suppose it was really a great day. I posted so much great ass that I know for a fact at least 4,038 people masturbated to the photos (you know who you are). But that is okay because there was just an abundance of great rumps. So much ass!
See what I did there? “Toight” instead of “tight.” Hahaha, I am so adorable! How can you resist me? How? I mean I am like a chubby little newborn seal. So cute! I don’t envy you in your quest to go about your day having my image in your mind. I do not envy you.
What the hell was I talking about?
Oh yeah, this sweet thang:
I believe that this is the first Touran I have seen done this well and this simply. Just fantastic in its subtlety. The owner did a great job in working towards the “OEM+” look. I love it.
I loves it when a real dude’s ingenuity gets the best of him and he is forced to create something ostensibly awesome. He is so ballin’ that he must create something that has a level of dopesauce unimaginable to the normal human or else their mind and body will assplode. That is what this man has done.
A BMW M3 Wagon.
As far as I know, this car has everything. Engine, trans, suspension, ecu, etc from an M3. The body panels were made by combining the 335i’s and the M3′s together and same with bumpers. Hard work and skilled hands make anything possible. Fuggin’ fantastic!
shot, but I think that is all I need to make you understand the sheer amazement that this Mini possesses. I only have one shot, but I know that is all it will take to make you mess your pats thirty-seven and a half times. I only have one shot, but I know that your mind will assplode and some reader will help me out by helping me to locate more information and pictures of this beast.
Check that ass and tell me you wouldn’t do turrible, turrible things to it.