Turkey Day!

I hope all you lads and ladies out there have a safe and fantastical Thanksgiving. I am currently at the parade in NYC so I’ll be freezing my ass off and watching people in costume. Awkward…

Enjoy this little clown shoe today.

Sexy clown shooooe!

A Touch of Class

Ever wanted to bump up the status of your slammed Passat wagon?  You obviously want to get in to the museum parties like all the other cool and classy gents and ladies.  Well this is what you what have to do.

This is how you become classy people.  Go to the burger joint and park next to a nice little W114 (right?).  I know it seems unorthodox, but it is what you will need to do.

Trust me, I play a doctor on the internet.

Roy’s Egg

I am throwing up a pic of my friend Roy’s latest Previa.  This thing is absolutely gorgeous.  Just gorgeous.

Damn, this thing is fine.  Roy knows his Previas and knows how to do them right.

This photo is from Stance Nation’s Black 2 coverage.  There was a ton of sexy tristate rides there but none had what this Previa has; room for six!  Haha, so hilarious.

I digress.

Hopefully you will see a full feature on Roy’s Previa in the near future.

Welcome to the Ass Parade…

A couple days ago I had a day full of ass-posts on the OMGP FBook page.  It was a bad day.  Well, I suppose it was really a great day.  I posted so much great ass that I know for a fact at least 4,038 people masturbated to the photos (you know who you are).  But that is okay because there was just an abundance of great rumps.  So much ass!

This leads me to my next post here:

So much ass.  Just so much great ass.

Crown-ing Around

Haha!  Crown-ing around.  Crown-ing, around.  Haha!!  Oh.  Em.  Gee!  I am so funny.  Gosh I am adorable.  Adorable!

Since I now have your sides splitting with laughter, I suppose I will let you peek at this beauty.

I hope your pants and your sides are now split.  BOOM!

One Toight Touran

See what I did there?  ”Toight” instead of “tight.”  Hahaha, I am so adorable!  How can you resist me?  How?  I mean I am like a chubby little newborn seal.  So cute!  I don’t envy you in your quest to go about your day having my image in your mind.  I do not envy you.

What the hell was I talking about?

Oh yeah, this sweet thang:

I believe that this is the first Touran I have seen done this well and this simply.  Just fantastic in its subtlety.  The owner did a great job in working towards the “OEM+” look.  I love it.

Dat Ass.

Major props to the owner and photographer.

Pics: Flickr

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

I might be referencing the iconic Cindy Lauper song or I might be referencing this photo.

I am likely referencing these girls in the Mini.  Yep, more than likely.  It’s definitely possible.  Could be…

Totes.

Fuggin’ awesome.  Much props to the owner!

M3 Wagon, Delicious

I loves it when a real dude’s ingenuity gets the best of him and he is forced to create something ostensibly awesome.  He is so ballin’ that he must create something that has a level of dopesauce unimaginable to the normal human or else their mind and body will assplode.  That is what this man has done.

A BMW M3 Wagon.

As far as I know, this car has everything.  Engine, trans, suspension, ecu, etc from an M3.  The body panels were made by combining the 335i’s and the M3′s together and same with bumpers.  Hard work and skilled hands make anything possible.  Fuggin’ fantastic!

Shit looks goooooood!!!  Major props to the owner!

I only have one…

shot, but I think that is all I need to make you understand the sheer amazement that this Mini possesses.  I only have one shot, but I know that is all it will take to make you mess your pats thirty-seven and a half times.  I only have one shot, but I know that your mind will assplode and some reader will help me out by helping me to locate more information and pictures of this beast.

Check that ass and tell me you wouldn’t do turrible, turrible things to it.

That’s what I thought…