Archive for November, 2011

24
Nov
11

Turkey Day!

I hope all you lads and ladies out there have a safe and fantastical Thanksgiving. I am currently at the parade in NYC so I’ll be freezing my ass off and watching people in costume. Awkward…

Enjoy this little clown shoe today.

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Sexy clown shooooe!

22
Nov
11

A Touch of Class

Ever wanted to bump up the status of your slammed Passat wagon?  You obviously want to get in to the museum parties like all the other cool and classy gents and ladies.  Well this is what you what have to do.

This is how you become classy people.  Go to the burger joint and park next to a nice little W114 (right?).  I know it seems unorthodox, but it is what you will need to do.

Trust me, I play a doctor on the internet.

16
Nov
11

Roy’s Egg

I am throwing up a pic of my friend Roy’s latest Previa.  This thing is absolutely gorgeous.  Just gorgeous.

Damn, this thing is fine.  Roy knows his Previas and knows how to do them right.

This photo is from Stance Nation’s Black 2 coverage.  There was a ton of sexy tristate rides there but none had what this Previa has; room for six!  Haha, so hilarious.

I digress.

Hopefully you will see a full feature on Roy’s Previa in the near future.

15
Nov
11

Welcome to the Ass Parade…

A couple days ago I had a day full of ass-posts on the OMGP FBook page.  It was a bad day.  Well, I suppose it was really a great day.  I posted so much great ass that I know for a fact at least 4,038 people masturbated to the photos (you know who you are).  But that is okay because there was just an abundance of great rumps.  So much ass!

This leads me to my next post here:

So much ass.  Just so much great ass.

11
Nov
11

Crown-ing Around

Haha!  Crown-ing around.  Crown-ing, around.  Haha!!  Oh.  Em.  Gee!  I am so funny.  Gosh I am adorable.  Adorable!

Since I now have your sides splitting with laughter, I suppose I will let you peek at this beauty.

I hope your pants and your sides are now split.  BOOM!

10
Nov
11

One Toight Touran

See what I did there?  “Toight” instead of “tight.”  Hahaha, I am so adorable!  How can you resist me?  How?  I mean I am like a chubby little newborn seal.  So cute!  I don’t envy you in your quest to go about your day having my image in your mind.  I do not envy you.

What the hell was I talking about?

Oh yeah, this sweet thang:

I believe that this is the first Touran I have seen done this well and this simply.  Just fantastic in its subtlety.  The owner did a great job in working towards the “OEM+” look.  I love it.

Dat Ass.

Major props to the owner and photographer.

Pics: Flickr

09
Nov
11

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

I might be referencing the iconic Cindy Lauper song or I might be referencing this photo.

I am likely referencing these girls in the Mini.  Yep, more than likely.  It’s definitely possible.  Could be…

Totes.

Fuggin’ awesome.  Much props to the owner!




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