Today is the day of April fools and I cannot say that I was planning of celebrating it. Some people play practical jokes, others just sit and pray that jokes don’t get played on them. Some people might not have even known what today was. Pfft.
Now that I am out of college, I have no one to play jokes on. You might think that I would play jokes on you guys, but I like you all too much. I could have created a scenario where I sold the blog to a Kim Kardashian and she is now using it for her personal endeavors. There might have been the possibility of me revamping the content to include only vehicles pictured with breakfast confections (that sounds freaking awesome, I must say). There is always the “play dead” bit where I could pretend to have had a horrific accident because I was attacked by the ninjas that hide in waffles. That never seems to go over well. Waffle ninjas are a serious problem though. People need to know about them!
What I am going to post is a hodgepodge of random shit that I want to post. I really don’t know what is going on in my mind, nor do I care.
A pancake . . . cake? Check.
Prehistoric tundra scene? Check.
Bad ass 70′s vanning culture? Check.
And a giant wild turkey big enough to kill your whole family and empty your bank account? Check.
I think that about sums up what I was thinking about today. I bid you all adieu.