Be safe, eat well, get fat, be merry people. Don’t go dieing on me by choking on a giant turkey leg. We need you! For what? Something, someday..
Former Alabama Governor Lurleen Burns knows what’s up.
And please, don’t go telling that dumb and misinformed Pilgrim story. What really happened was that the Native Americans came over to watch football and toss around the pigskin, not eat. Derp.
Also, enjoy the Dolmus Vans (kind of like taxis) in Istanbul, Turkey. (Ha, see what I did there?)
I had an International Economics professor from Istanbul and she neglected to tell me that they had pretty sweet looking van taxis there. The jerk!
I hazn’t died yet
But I still haz turkey.
What? I thought you were dead. It’s a miracle.