Today I bring you even moar from the NYIAS. If you were wondering why I don’t have a lot of pics it is because I went straight from New Orleans to the Auto Show. So I did not have much space left on my memory card after so many pics in NOLA. I had to constantly delete pics and hope the ones I was keeping were in focus and good. Some still sucked though, .
I shall start things off with a little wine. Toss on some Luther Vandross maybe even eat a little cheese. Now we’re in the mood for some Mazda pics…
Mazda 2, aawwwww yeah!
I think Mazda had these modified 2′s at the show last year or I have just seen pics of them before. They seem so familiar, anyone know for sure if they were at NYIAS last year?
Anyway, I really like the modified 2′s Mazda brought out. They are pretty well done and feature tasteful mods. Even the stickers on these things look decent.
I dig on this colour combo.
Surfboards in New York City. I guess that works?
Right next to the 2′s Mazda had this little vending machine set up full of energy drinks. All you had to do was give them your email and name and you get this sweet coupon. I was in it purely for the coupon but I had an overwhelming urge to use the coupon to get a free energy drink.
So I walked up to this machine, wading through the guidos and tool bags, all in pursuit of sweet Mazda deliciousness. As you can see I was not the first person the get a drink. The machine is running low.
It’s like a little energy drink theme park!
I got one and was more excited than I have ever been before. I mean look at it! it’s freaking zoom-zoom concentrated! ZOOM-ZOOM CONCENTRATED!!
Oh EM Gee!! After reading this label I was about to crap my pants with excitement. I cracked open the can and smelt a smell that rivals Mentos, the fresh maker. I started rising the can up so I could taste the zoom-zoom bliss. I brought the can to my lips, took a sip and…
it tasted like shit.
Back to the cars.
This was my favourite of the modified 2′s. Very simple and clean.
We now move to Chevrolet.
Alain Menu’s Chevy Cruze from the WTCC. Why am I posting this? Look at it, it’s gorgeous!
If you say hella flush, I’ll smack you. Right after I snapped this pic, some brat-nosed kids hoped over the barrier and walked up to the car. Their parents, nowhere I could see. Freaking retards having kids. I am a firm believer that people need to apply for a license before they are allowed to procreate. Seriously.
Back to this sex machine. Dat ass! Haha.
I am very intrigued to see what the Volt brings to the table. It is slated to release within the year I believe. If this thing does not live up to expectations, Chevy is fucked.
I tell you what, the Volt definitely isn’t bad looking.
Okay so this was hilarious. The spokeswoman for Chevy was talking about the Cruze, doing her whole thang. Of course no one really gives a shit about the Cruze and no one was listening to her. Well just one person was… Do you see that little kid to the bottom right of the glass? Yeah, he was the only person paying any attention to her. Once the woman realized this, she did her whole shpeal the kid. Once people started noticing this happening, they started paying attention. Haha, I was laughing my ass off along with a lot of other people and the spokeswoman’s colleagues.
Look at the kid hanging on her every word. I kind of felt bad for the lady, but oh well.
Only reason I took a pic of this is because I haven’t seen one of these DUB xB toys in a ong while. I have a couple but I bought them three or four years ago. Throwback!
I pity the fool that decided it was a good idea to remake The A-Team.
I really don’t like the newly bloated SUV they call the Legacy but I did like this display. You can’t deny the ruggedness of a Subaru.
Why don’t I have any STi pics? Because the STi’s were also swarmed by tools and douche bags that thought they were the shit. There were also a shit ton of little kids slobbering over everything and wipng their boogers on the top mount. I did snap this…
This parent of the century was swinging his daughter from a leash. Yes, the kid was on a leash and not just that, the moron was swinging the kid around! I couldn’t snap a pic of the kid in flight, but you can clearly see that this guy was working on his parenting trophy. Why are people so stupid?
Downstairs at the Javits Center there was an electric test course of sorts. They had a couple cars there including a GMC Arcadia.
Th!nk City, never heard of them but it’s a neat little car.
I’ll end things with the electric cars going warp speed. Stay tuned for tomorrow for the final installment of NYIAS sugah.