Mother of Pearl…

Mother of Pearl, this is the most beautiful KE70 Corolla I have ever seen.  I mean that with ever fiber of my being and every piece of my big Indian heart.

I cannot even think of anything stupid and funny to write in here to fill space.  My mind is complete mush because all I am thinking about is doing turrible things to this KE70.

This is just amazing!

I would make all of you watch while I meticulously dismembered your very favorite stuffed animals, just for a chance to lick this KE70.  Just for a chance to lick it!

(I suppose my writing skills returned for a second.  Back to mentally seksing it.)

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, DAT ASS!

HTF does it again.

Pics: HTF

Hot Holden

Stance Works posted a feature of this subtle, but oh so sessi Holden Commodore.

I find this thing to be perfectly done.  It looks like a head turner that a person can daily and not have to stress to the max about road hazards and sweat speed bumps like a guy with IBS sweats about Indian food.

It is pure and simple (personally, my favorite way to mod a vehicle).

A rare set of 19″ Work Brombacher wheels were sourced from the land of the rising sun.  I must say that they add the perfect amount of seks to this Commodore.

Dat Holden Ass

Pics and info: Stance Works

Because Starlet

Why?  Because slammed KP61 Starlet.

I came.

Hi There

HTF posted this gorgeously seksi Estima on OMGP’s FBook page and felt it was necessary to post here.

Why?  Because I can and because this thing makes me happy in my pants.

Damn Gurl!  Peep Dat Ass!

<3 you HTF.

Previa Powah!

I’m getting that Previa itch again.  You know that itch?  No, not the one you got from the random chick at that party, definitely not that itch dude.  As a matter of fact, you should probably see a doctor man, yeah.  Go fast.

I’m talking about the itch to build a Previa the way I want to.  The icth that I have had since I was about thirteen and I saw my first Japanese Estima done to the nines and looking oh, so, good.

It doesn’t help that I’ve been seeing the few well-done Previas in the States more and more now.  Like JDM Chicago’s coverage of Wek Fest with this beaut tucked in there…

And them posting my buddy Roy’s s/c Previa from their Black 2 coverage.

It’s so pretty!

Look at that beautiful front end.  She’s so prettaaaay!  So prettaaaaaaay!

Oh jeebus, I know it would be a long build, probably a few years, but I want to finally build one sooooo bad!  Ugh!!!

Pics and info: JDM Chicago

Magazine Madness!

I apparently have some sort of old van fetish this week.  Not that there is anything wrong with that.  It is one of the greatest problems I’ve ever had.

Might I suggest drooling over this HiAce?  Yes, yes I might.

I wish I had any clue what this publication says, any clue at all.  I do however loooooove this HiAce!

Yay for pictures!

Look at Dat Ass!  So square, yet so round!

Hellooooooooo HiAce!

High Top Fade is always a great site to go to if you want to see great photographs of just gorgeous machines from across the pond.  I truly mean that.

But why would I just say that when I can show you this?

Oh yeah.  That’s the stuff.

Daddy likes.

Toyota HiAce, meet drooling public.  Those wheels and drop are just the right amount of  seks to add to this super clean van.  DAMN!

Source: HTF

Very Sessi Vanagon

I just returned from a week-long volunteering trip to New Orleans, LA and I am behind on a few things.  I don’t want you guys to balls crazy or something because you aren’t getting any your Dr Brown Bear recommended dosage of OMGP, I’ll drop this Vanagon in here.

It’s okay to drool.  It’s okay.

This, Could Get Interesting.

Helloooooooooooo!

I cannot stay long my ladies and gents for I am to catch an air-bound vessel carrying humans.  (I have a flight to catch)

Whilst I am traveling across the globe in search of riches and flowers, peep this Ford Transit Connet on some BBS meshies.  Hmmmm.

Thoughts??

Clown Shoe Full of Seks!

I do believe that is a pretty well known fact that I have a super soft spot for wagons, vans, and hatchbacks.  If you seriously didn’t know that, you might be mildly . . . off.  Because that soft spot is huge.  But not like the soft spot on a baby’s head.  You can’t use my soft spot to hurt me.  My soft spot is strong like bull!

What in the world was I going to talk about here?  Hmmmm…

Got it.

So, soft spot.  Yep.

Now, I suppose that it was a good thing that I was strolling through my local interwebs today and saw something super seksi posted on one of my forum haunts.

OOOOHHH!  Seksi M Clown Shoe!!

An insanely clean and simple Clown Shoe that tugs on all my heart strings (and my pants strings). Jeeeebus!  Sporting BBS RS wheels and yet it doesn’t look like every other “stanced” dubber out there.

I have fallen deeply in love with this car.  Deeply.